READ ME FIRST.

There’s no question about it, blogging is included in one of the circles of hell.

Some blogs are greedy, some lustful, most definitely gluttonous, but overall, they fall into the first circle-- Purgatory. They are not books, not journals. They are a collection of words stuck in between literature and pretention in desperate need of an editor. Blogs are an addition to the noise. I have always considered writing a blog to be a minor, yet punishable, offense. And yet, here I am. Punish me. #lockherup #s&m?

Yeah, you’re right-- There are quality blogs out there, blogs that focus on a clear idea, contain solid content, focus on personal/relatable experiences, and fulfill a need within their subscribers. How cool and positive and inspiring! (No sarcasm, truly.)  But what I shame, I will be doing none of those things!

I have no expectations for this, and you shouldn’t either. These are a bunch of stories I’ve had stuck in my head for years, and I need them out of me. This blog will not help your career, teach you anything new, or any of that cool shit real blogs do.  I make no promises, only that I’m standing in my truth, and every word is from the warm part in my otherwise cold dead heart. I make no and all apologies. #Nirvana
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And just so we're all clear, I am not cool.
​This is a picture of me in my back brace from junior high.